Top 10 Reasons To Become A Statistician

The Top Ten Reasons to Become a Statistician:

• 10. Deviation is considered normal.
• 9. We feel complete and sufficient.
• 8. We are mean lovers.
• 7. Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.
• 6. We are right 95 percent of the time.
• 5. We can safely comment on someone's posterior distribution.
• 4. We may not be normal but we are transformable.
• 3. We never have to say we are certain.
• 2. We are honestly significantly different.
• 1. No one wants our jobs.

Source: http://www.amstat.org/publications/jse/v10n3/friedman.html